you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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