I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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