So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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