Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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