i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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