Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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