so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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