Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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