party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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