What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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