just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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