Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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