there's paper in my vomit.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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