Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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