D3 body, D1 cock
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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