Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
i out mim tonsoeep
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
