Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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