you didnt know i had herpes?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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