he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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