Tell her she can't have a vagina
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize