I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Are we still banned from the library?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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