do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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