just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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