it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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