WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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