Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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