Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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