It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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