you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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