At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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