No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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