Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Randomize
