I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We had sex on a dog bed..
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