So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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