His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
dude i'm inner monologue high
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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