does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
