I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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