In the future we'll all be gay
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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