god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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