Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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