He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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