yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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