How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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