I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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