And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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