He is like the real live version of the state fair..
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
