I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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