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• (305): View more from Florida

  We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture

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  Glad to see your being a lady about this

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.

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