oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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