Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(361): View more from Texas

One girl and one boy is just not enough.

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(213): View more from California

Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.

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(516): View more from New York

remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.

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(636): View more from Missouri

At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"

(314): View more from Missouri

You fucking left with him didn't you?!

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(708): View more from Illinois

I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....

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(516): View more from New York

Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Had a burrito last night in your honor

(208): View more from Idaho

That's the nicest thing you've ever done

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.

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