She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I have fence marks all over my body
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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