I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
