Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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