Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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