check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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