My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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