I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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