just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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